The Palinomicon: Hockey Moms of Darfur
Spent. Almost devoid of speech. The “unbinding” itself must suffice.
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HOCKEY MOMS OF DARFUR: THE UNBINDING
Reaffirming, on the eve of Hockey Night in Darfur, the naming rights sold to the burning village
Welcoming the janjaweed shooting free Slayer t-shirts into the crowd
Commending genetically modified genocide
Remaining deeply concerned by Canadian imperialism and calling upon bipolar War of 1812 reenactors to desist in the importation of mountie hentai
Reiterating that Canadian predators infect jackal-swallowing horses
Expressing a tidal self when Moloch is only itself and stick
Taking note of the zambonis spliced into the All-Unseeing Eye
Recalling the use of extreme starvation as a form of worship by the captain against other captains
Determining a haircut is a human right for the ceremony cyborg
OUR BODY
Decides the punch-card crack-of-ass strip mall is the mandate of motherhood and a swing state
Welcomes the fetal slot machine for its moonskin puck
Requests the rapid adoption of warlocks with seasonal affective disorder and urges Au Pairs Without Borders to cinch the primrose flak jackets
Decides the runaway asteroid laden with consciousness-feeling bacteria should crash the commonwealth of glass
Expresses its intention to disinvest castaways with bloodthirsty Dark Crystal cosplay on skates
Invokes claw o’clock until the bad bell rings
One Ping