Total Oblivion

"A fast-paced, suspenseful dystopian picaresque, part Huck Finn and part bizarro-world Swiss Family Robinson..."

---Kirkus

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Skinny Dipping

Long-listed for the Frank O'Connor International Short Story Award and finalist for the Crawford Award. Title short story listed for the 2000 O. Henry award.

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Goblin Mercantile Exchange

Futures, Options, and Swaps (the weblog of Alan DeNiro)

A Tuesday of Emptiness

Garth Brooks throws a javelin in his collegiate days. I wish I was making this up.

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Tue, December 6 2005 » ?!?!? » No Comments

Press Release

Dragons Stage Protest Over Touched by Venom (Dondornia) In a rare show of solidarity from across the ideological spectrum and world-building milieus, dragons from various creative industries came together yesterday in the picturesque, yet troubled, kingdom of Dondornia to voice displeasure at Touched by Venom, a book that many dragons say crosses the line into [...]

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Thu, November 17 2005 » ?!?!?, Fiction » 14 Comments

Sightlines

Red has been praised for its nobility as the colour of life. But the true colour of life is not red. Red is the colour of violence, or of life broken open, edited, and published. Or if red is indeed the colour of life, it is so only on condition that it is not seen. [...]

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Mon, October 24 2005 » ?!?!? » 4 Comments

Flash Bomba

This is a semi-double post, but from the treasure trove of International Superheros, this is the best. superhero. ever. From the Philippines: Flash Bomba was man who lost the use of his legs in an accident. Because of this, he trained the rest of his body to an incredible level of athletic ability and did [...]

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Fri, September 16 2005 » ?!?!? » No Comments

moving along

On a less pissy note, Brazilian superheros. I’m particularly fond of O Gralha (The Magpie), “Watchman of the Araucárias.”

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Thu, September 15 2005 » ?!?!? » 3 Comments

Labanotation

I had no idea that this even existed. Labanotation “is a standardized system for analysing and recording any human motion” used particularly in dance.

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Wed, July 20 2005 » ?!?!? » 3 Comments

What the World Thinks of Literary Magazines

US Quarterly, as explained by the Onion: While small pointillist illustrations will accompany the pieces, the majority of the publication will be textual. Said Boorstin: “For regular Us readers who may have trouble picturing this new format, try to think of how, in a romance paperback, the words build into continuous paragraphs, and you have [...]

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Thu, June 30 2005 » ?!?!? » No Comments

What I’m Good For Today

Okay, the newish Rabid Transit website is still in the process of overhaul. But it’s up. The skull and crossbones icon used to have text that said “E-piracy will fuck you up bad.” Hmm, maybe a CafePress store? In other, mindless news, check out LEGO figures of the Watchmen. This is probably both genius and [...]

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Tue, June 21 2005 » ?!?!?, Fiction » 1 Comment

Consciousness Entanglement

I’m just a poacher really when it comes to science and metaphysics, and specifically how they intersect. I came across Ben’s post about the transactional model of quantum physics. Okay, this site might be pseudoscience but upon it I found this wild quote: “When we stand in the dark and look at a star a [...]

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Mon, June 13 2005 » ?!?!? » 5 Comments

What Can I Get for Ten Dollars?

Anything I want! Uh, so apparently by the eldritch magicks of the internet…well, that didn’t take long at all. The check’s in the mail/paypal, Jonathan! (or to your favorite charity…)

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Wed, June 1 2005 » ?!?!? » 2 Comments

Ancient Man by Hendrik Willem Van Loon

This book (1922) has to have the most gonzo-and strangely moving-dedication I’ve ever read. The whole thing is worth reading in its entiretly: DEDICATION To HANSJE AND WILLEM. My darling boys, You are twelve and eight years old. Soon you will be grown up. You will leave home and begin your own lives. I have [...]

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Wed, May 25 2005 » ?!?!? » 2 Comments

Darth Vader has a blog.. I wonder, is this one of these “early adopter” or “late adopter” (UNCOOL) posts? When it comes to poetry, Minnesota is pretty much North Nebraska. But I’ll try to blog about that later.

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Wed, May 4 2005 » ?!?!? » 1 Comment

After 3 posts yesterday-whew! I’m tuckered.

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Wed, April 20 2005 » ?!?!? » No Comments

The vast, vast majority of people stumbling ‘pon my site are looking for information about ptarmigans. So here it is: The State Bird of Alaska. More of ‘em. OK, now I have some facts: 1st, don’t eat ptarmigans. They are nice and besides when did they ever hurt you? The Sea Ptarmigan was a Dutch [...]

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Tue, April 19 2005 » ?!?!?, Meta/Logistics » No Comments

Is there a reason Odwalla is still in business? No matter what the “flavor” of their beverages, it tastes like piss from a goat that just drank a smoothie. This is pretty much all I’m good for today.

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Fri, March 11 2005 » ?!?!? » 1 Comment

So I was looking at Pokey the Penguin and there is a new Pokey posted! As well as the collaborative Skepto-maze!: You are in Florida Orange Juice. The only people, or things, there are Positive Bread, Negative Bread, Sketchpad, random birds, a cane, small pebbles, random plants, clouds, holes, gophers, a hadicap parking sign, a [...]

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Thu, February 10 2005 » ?!?!? » No Comments

Insomnia: shake it, shake it like a paranoid picture.

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Fri, December 10 2004 » ?!?!? » No Comments

Extreme-and abject-apologies to Matt. He created a great mumpsimus cultural concurrence index and as a service to my readers I thought I’d do the same! But I was really only able to come up with 28 questions that got at the “heart” of what I consider cultural literacy. I came up with like 80 or [...]

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Sat, July 31 2004 » ?!?!? » 2 Comments

Google Search: “can you free the string”

Google Search: “can you free the string”

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Tue, July 27 2004 » ?!?!? » No Comments

The Toy Soldier Company - Page 32

The Toy Soldier Company - Page 32

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Tue, July 27 2004 » ?!?!? » No Comments